why i love trader joe's

My Ode to Trader Joe's

(Composed in hopes of convincing someone to open one in Austin for it is crucial)

Ohhhhhde to Trader Joe's, you are so delightful

Nothing about you ever seems frightful

I will always know

When I go to Trader Joe's

There lies a healthy, organic meal

Available for a steal

You are always crowded and and very chaotic

But your checkout lines are somehow robotic

TJs delicious foods dance on my taste buds

And every employee deserves a great big hug

Your ability to fit all of my items into 2 bags

Makes baggers at HEB seem like a drag

Two buck chucks have truly changed my life

Buying a bottle for more is now a strife

Not only are your prices totally unbeatable

Your establishment is worthy of trips repeatable